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"I'm tired of your grobian antics."
Grobian by Dick B. Dragon July 12, 2022
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Grobanite 

A fan or follower of Josh Groban, new superstar in the "popera" genre.
What a Grobanite! I'll bet they've even got a Josh stand-up in their living room.
Grobanite by Kourtnee March 12, 2004
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A dingleberry that has become detached and remains where it falls for someone to discover.
Agggggh, I just found a groban in the spare bedroom, the cat must have left it on the carpet for us to find! I thought I saw a dingleberry dangling from his anal fur earlier today!
Groban by Daytime Neologist December 10, 2013

Grobania 

The place where Grobanites come from, or where they hang out. See Grobanite.
C'mon, all you Grobanites, let's go to the M & G and hang out in Grobania.
Grobania by Kourtnee March 12, 2004

Grobanite 

A Grobanite can be characterized as a rapid woman or man who enjoys the auricle ecstacy of Josh Groban's harmonious voice. Many of them rampage through the streets in the pursuit of being 'Joshed'

See Joshed Grobanitis and/or obsessed
Josh Groban's fans are known as Grobanites.

I think the Grobanites are beginning to scare Josh.
Grobanite by Jel-kaj January 22, 2004

grobanite 

someone who thinks Josh Groban is the greatest person on the face of the planet. when someone ask who their celebrity crush is, they respond Josh Groban with out a pause. They listen to every album, and watch every horrible tv special featuring Josh Groban. If you say anything negative towards Josh Groban, they will never speak to you again. they are usually overly nice people, and sheltered kids.
steve: omg i checked her cd case and all she had was Josh Groban.

jim: what a grobanite
grobanite by rocketman1776 February 5, 2010

Grobanitis 

An illness pertaining to and/or restricted to Grobanites.

Characterized by sudden twitching and obbsessive listening to music by Josh Groban. Grobanitis becomes a serious problem and is also known as "Josh-Deprovation"

See Grobanite
I think I'm gettin' Grobanitis! I haven't heard Josh in three hours!
Grobanitis by Jel-kaj January 22, 2004
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