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Groat's syndrome

A physiological condition that renders the sufferer with profound hyperactivity and spasticity... like after drinking 5 cups of coffee. Possibly named after Hall of Fame baseball player Dick Groat.

This little known disease was brought to the mainstream by a complete episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' being devoted to it. We can thank the honorable Larry David for taking a leadership role in bringing awareness to the public so we can raise money to defeat this life-altering disease.
That girl who is playing the piano way too fast and grunts while she's playing must have Groat's syndrome.

Whoa! She just attached the emcee! Yep, she's got it!
by cagedape January 24, 2011
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Goat Syndrome

Goat syndrome a rare disease like an STD, except scientist don't know how it's contracted
you just get it.
Goat syndrome makes you insanely goated at anything you do 💯
by HoodGangMember April 9, 2024
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throat goat syndrome

someone that gives the best oral head in the world.
Hi Jake! , I just found out I have throat goat syndrome, wanna find out?
by Sickonegro February 14, 2022
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Frederick the Great Syndrome

Named after Frederick the Great a King of Prussia who had the same attitude, Fredrick the Great Syndrome is when a homosexual man espouses sexist views against women that straight or bi-sexual men they like are attracted to.
- Why do I see gay men supporting sexism, aren't they usually allies of feminism?
- That’d be Frederick the Great Syndrome.
by Louthearbre October 14, 2023
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