gritchen

A man between the age of 19-24 who offers to hang out with you but does nothing but talk to his girlfriend/ex-girlfriend on the phone while you try to pwn him in a video game or board game.

This guys such a gritchen and it's pissin me off.

by TheSmiley November 22, 2007

Gritchen

It’s a southern slang, meaning actively bitching or complaining about something or when somebody calls you out for being annoyed

Mom: Oh, quit your gritchen and eat your vegetables!

Dad always came home gritchen to mom after work

I was in a gritchy mood after being fired yesterday

by Lil monster February 18, 2026

Gretchen Wieners

Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
Disaster!
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

Tries to make "fetch" happen

That's Gretchen Wieners
She knows everything about everybody
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets

by Scorpio_trashpanda666 July 3, 2019

Gretchen

The most amazing girl you will ever meet! She doesn't think much of herself but everyone around is jealous of how beautiful she is! She is a good girl but likes to make jokes and laugh! She may be shy at first but she will be a loyal bestfriend when you get to know her! She doesn't have to look far for a boyfriend because he will come along and treat her like a princess and he will give her anything! Usually dates a guy that can go by a few names or has a unique name! When she finds this guy, she will never have to worry about a thing because he will take care of everything!

Wow, look at Gretchen isn't she amazing?
Yea, she's the kind of girl I would give anything to just to see her smile!

by Airdan June 20, 2013

FRICKEN GLITCHEN

The state of hardware or software to be buggy in a manner that is odd and confusing to the user, generally resulting in the user to freak out.

i have no clue where else to ask for help every time i get online ON THIS GAME AS A WHOLE >:{ I GET FRICKEN GLITCHEN

i'm gonna try a defragmentation see if that'll work and i have windows xp cable highspeed charter ...i don't screw with the config only if i want this t happen maybe theres so many data gaps hence the defrag

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
IT DIDN"T WORK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DID A VIRUS SCAN DOWNLOADED CEP EVEN BOUGHt A DIAMOND EDITION AND IT DIDN"T WORK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
DID REGISTRY MECHANIC DIDN"T WORK DID ADAWARE DIDN"T WORK!! HEWLP ME SOMENE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jayde Moon April 17, 2009

Gretchen

If u know her u know her she is always smiling and laughing. She is bold and brave and won’t back down easily. She is loving and caring and cares a lot about her friends and will defend them with all of her heart. also she can put up one hell of an arm wrestle.

If you have a Gretchen in ur life keep her.

by R-Man-Dude-Dog November 15, 2019

Gretchen McContent

Any sort of content written by or associated with Internet linguist Gretchen McCulloch. Gretchen McContent includes her blog, All Things Linguistic; her podcast, Lingthusiasm; Crash Course Linguistics, which she writes for; Tom Scott's Language Files, which she also writes for; and every other linguistics resource on the internet, which she also writes for.

I used to only listen to Lingthusiasm, but now that I discovered All Things Lingustic, there's so much more Gretchen McContent?

by hollandaisedonuts October 21, 2020