a type of boot most often worn by punks, skinheads, goths, and sometimes hippies. they are infinitely superior to dr. martens because they are actually approved as safety footwear and they don't sprout holes in the heels after you've only been wearing them for six months. the price is slightly higher than that of docs but they're worth every penny.
hot pocket: 'omg! look! i have new docs! they're made by nike now so i know they're great!'
subcultural girl: 'it's a good thing you can get mommy to drive you everywhere otherwise you'd need grinders like the other people who walk wear.'
Someone who stays up late to grind halo with the boys. The "with a Z" is referring to the s in grinders, so instead of grinders it is grinderZ. By putting a z at the end, it shows true dedication to the grind.
Grinder 1 : Calling all halo grinders with a z, let's all hop on halo tonight.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.