Greet the Day 

"Greeting the Day" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "Greeting the Day" is when you lay your member across the snooze bar of an unsuspecting slumberer and patiently await their clumsy caress as they reach for another 7 minutes of sleep.

And Shakti said unto his pupil Apernam, "As the red sun rises in the east, and the snow geese have landed in the pond, so too shall you Greet the Day."

Greet the Day by Boatbutter September 8, 2008

The Green Day Treatment 

This is the process of finding an album, or CD of any sort, that you no longer want, or are disgusted by the fact that your friend/relative owns it, and proceeding to remove the CD from its case, and using it to wipe your arse. Next, you must snap the disk in half, and throw it as far away as possible.

Named 'The Green Day Treatment', as the first album this was done to was 'American Idiot'.

Boy 1: Hey, my brother just bought that album from that shite band. I'm disguested and ashamed of him.

Boy 2: Shall we give it the Green Day treatment?

Boy 1: Lets.

The Green Day Treatment by Wrayman July 5, 2010

THE GREAT DAY OF ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL 

EVERY APRIL 30TH ALL AROUND THE WORLD EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KILLS ONE PERSON AND ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL REWARDS EVERYONE WITH EVERYTHING THEY WISH FOR ALL YEAR LONG, PERFECT EVERYTHING EVEN PARTNER. MONEY, AND BETTER TECHNOLOGY AND GREATER TASTING FOOD THAN LAST YEAR, EVERYONE CANT WAIT FOR THIS DAY THAT DREAMS COME TRUE EVERY TIME THOSE WHO HONOR ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR ALWAYS FOREVERMORE, but the only place that doesnt practice this is united states of america...they probably dont even know and missing up big time because everything gets better every year even the cars. even stealh camo that makes you invisable. everything you want. then you have another year to think about even greater stuff and ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL always BLESS WAY MORE THAN YOU ASK FOR THOSE WHO DOES THIS THING.

THE GREAT DAY OF ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL HAS FINALLY ARRIVED AGAIN!!!

THE GREAT DAY OF ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 24, 2022

The New Green Day CD 

sucks.....

FUCK I'm bummed...

American Idiot is a real stinker!

Green Day crapped their pants.

The New Green Day CD by Worst Green Day CD EVER!!! September 25, 2004

The New Green Day CD 

a) an AMAZING cd that just blew me and every SANE PERSON in the world AWAY.

b) a cd that finally made the anti-punkers realize how talented green day is although warning was pretty damn awesome

c) a really, really good reason to elect billie joe as president

a) anyone who didn't like the new green day cd is a fucking american idiot (cough cough).

b) i don't understand how people were so shocked at the perfection that IS the new green day cd, insofar as their previous cd rocked assmonkey

c) due to the brilliance of the new green day cd, i think we should honor billie joe by at least electing him president, if not the leader of the world

The New Green Day CD by a TRUE green day fan November 27, 2004

The Great One of Mill Basin Day Camp

The Great leader of the Chipless Wild Hobos Club which operated inside mill basin day camp from 2004-2009 and outside mill basin day camp from 1999-2011 was one of the greatest fascist leaders of all time besides Hitler and Stalin (Was Stalin a Fascist?). His code name, Mike, became popular around the camp. With him as leader of the Hobos, a fascist party was set up due to the population control issues. He dismembered anybody not loyal to head office which was him and The predecessor whom later disbanded and made the Great Nation of Wazoo. He left the Mill basin operation in 2007 leaving the predecessor as leader. After the departure The predecessor set up a democratic state and the ice ages, alien invasions and the threat of extradition by The Bald One ended. But the kegging and bootlegging remained. He was an amazing Guitar player and wrote every metallica album while in Mill Basin but was never credited because he was born years later

The Great One of Mill Basin Day Camp. Wasn't he a Nazi. No he was a fascist. A fascist is a Nazi . Your wrong he was a Hobo

The Great One of Mill Basin Day Camp by The predecessor May 14, 2011