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Greenwood, SC 

A little tiny town in South Carolina filled with dip spitting rednecks and tons of old conservative geezers. It aspires to be like Greenville, SC, but will never ever be close. There is absolutely nothing to do in Greenwood except get drunk....oh yeah there is always bowling. Also, Greenwood County has a shit ton of golf courses, at least 15. If you ever visit, bring your golf clubs, some chewin tobacco, some alcohol, and some Call of Duty to ease the long boring days you will spend in this desolate town.
I heard Greenwood, SC was awesome. Later.....AH SHIT GREENWOOD SUCKS ASS!!! LETS LEAVE NOW!!!
Greenwood, SC by goldmember52192 December 15, 2010

Greenwood, SC 

Also known as G-Vegas or G-Hood, Greenwood is a backwoods shit hole in the upstate of South Carolina. While it is rapidly growing, there still isn't much to do besides sit up in Starbucks, vandalize things, do drugs, get drunk, go bowling or aimlessly wander through Walmart all night. Yeah, that's what people really do here. Though there has been an increasing amount of hipsters lately, rednecks are still the majority. The elderly are pretty crochety and super conservative. You don't want to be caught walking any street, no matter how nice of an area it may look like. People be creepin', ready to snatch you up.
Ermergerd lets go to Greenwood, SC next week and chew dip. We'll fit right in with the other trash!

greenwood lake middle school 

Have you ever wanted to go in a dumpster fire? Well greenwood lake is for you! Kids stoned out of their minds, drug deals, retards that think they are black and in gangs, crack addicts and way more!!
Dumpster fire be like.. Greenwood lake middle school

Greenwood International School (GIS) 

A school that is literal hell where students are either absolute fucking nerds or chamaks (no in between), and scams the shit out of its students (unless they’re related to the owner). Basically trash and corrupted.
Oh it’s Greenwood International School (GIS), fucking scammers.

greenwood lake middle school 

the most homophobic and racist school ever
Brad: have u ever been to greenwood lake middle school?
Chad: i hear that’s the most homophobic place out there

greenwood lake middle school 

a prison full of marijuana run by the white boys who constantly say the n word
Eve: did you hear about that marijuana farm prison?
Apple: yeah what’s it called again?
Eve: greenwood lake middle

greenwood lake middle school is gross

Greenwood International School (GIS) 

This school, located in literal hell, is a school which teaches you anything but actual intellectual knowledge. The teachers brag about being in YouTube, which is probably on a video with less than 15 views. They get the worst English teachers to teach English, the fattest P.E teachers to teach P.E and the dumbest supervisors who are intended to supervise the children. The only reason they ban ‘junk food’ is because the supervisors and teachers could eat it. The bathroom is like my toilet and/or worse. Drama. Lots of drama. Not welcoming.
*applying for a job*
Interviewer: “so, what school did you attend?”
Applicant: “Greenwood International School (GIS)”
Interviewer: “sorry, you can not be hired.”
Applicant: “I understand. The school sucks
Interviewer: “exactly”