green shell

something that is meant to hurt others but usually just fucks over someone innocent. Derived from the popular game Mario Cart

Blake, drop your sack and stop shooting those fucking green shells. You're tripping.

by Billy Bragg April 26, 2006

Green Shell Taxi

The best taxi service across the whole Mushroom Kingdom.

I'ma hitch a ride by Green Shell Taxi.

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

Green Shell

Performing a dutch oven, but while under an electric blanket.

Casey totally green shelled that guy she brought over the other night, so now he won't text her back.

by DrPepper09 January 7, 2017