Greek wad 

noun, a large bundle of cash (bills only) that is carried on one's person.

Yo, this Greek wad in my wallet is makin' my ass look fat.

Greek wad by Reese Witherfork August 30, 2008

geek-wad 

the ultimate loser. king of dorks. wad of geeks.

What are you, geek-wads?? let's go to computer class and then play some chess!

geek-wad by JJFox November 30, 2003

Geek Wads 

A derogatory nickname for Best Buy’s IT team the Geek Squad, primarily because they are so incapable of even adequately communicating with other humans.

Many times I’ve engaged the Geek Wads with a question that I’ve found they are sorely inadequate to even remotely comprehend; they see people like me as profoundly “retarded” and they frankly need translators who can understand both the English language as well as Geek to help them get the complex and extraordinarily fast responses they muster into a format I am capable of grasping.

Geek Wads by Dr Bunnygirl October 1, 2019