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greasy cunt 

A vagina becomes very greasy after getting a mexican dick shoved into it.
Derek Lacey's vagina is so greasy that when he gets a high temp he can deep fry a turkey in that bitch.
greasy cunt by snaggLe December 27, 2004

Greasy cunt 

If u haven't washed ur hair in weeks congrats ur a greasy cunt if you have brown hair blue eyes and freckles YOURE A GREASY CUNT

Greasy cunts try to flip their hair back but fail cause the greasewon't co operate
A:omg ew her hair is like a Lego mans head that's how u kno she hasn't washed it in weeks
B:yeah IKR greasy cunt
Greasy cunt by Honeycombbiscuit October 16, 2018

Slimy Grease Cunt 

Who is the Slimy Grease Cunt that gave my ex my fucking number?
Slimy Grease Cunt by BongoBird June 25, 2019

cunt grease 

(n.) A really thick mixture, somewhere between cream cheese frosting (possibly French onion dip) and axle grease in consistency and brownish in color, produced in the nether regions of an unhygienic and/ or promiscuous woman's vagina. Frequently only discovered after intercourse and found to be coating your surely-now-diseased pecker. Reportedly this substance smells much like Bass Pro Shops' "Uncle Bucks" Catfish Bait.
I'll never forget that first night with Jennifer. It would have been romantic if I hadn't woken up to my face and penis slathered in her smelly cunt grease. It smelled like dead walrus and took two bottles of Axe bodywash to get the stuff off of me!
cunt grease by Blenderhead1971 June 19, 2012

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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