greasy wombat
When a girl gets mad at her partners small dick and cuts it off. Then with an angry face, eats it with mustard.
greasy wombat by catman1734 February 12, 2010
Greasy Wombat
When two or more people coerce an especially dirty, stinky, hairy hobo (male or female) into having sex in which the hobo is vomited and shit on (particularly the face and genital areas) by persons who consume nothing but greasy, spicy food and then continue to fuck every orifice possible. The spicy food creates burning sensations in sensitive areas. Additionally, the hobo will eat the bodily ejections because they have no other food source.
"Was thinking about finding hobo Steve to give him a greasy wombat for his birthday. You wanna come with?"
"A what?"
"You don't even want to know..."
"A what?"
"You don't even want to know..."
Greasy Wombat by tahonbass September 5, 2009
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