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Grawnite

A resident of Grawn, Michigan. Typically very right-wing, and almost always own either a gun, riding lawnmower, or Detroit Lions flag - all three is a Grawn Hat Trick.
“I saw a few old pickup trucks clustered in the Meijer parking lot. Those Grawnites move in packs!”
by dayoop April 1, 2022
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Bring Over the Granite

A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.
"John let's get together in the next week or so, I can bring over the granite for the project."
by Genitalien July 3, 2020
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Taken for Granite

You idiot it's Taken for Granted, why the fuck would you take something for a fucking rock.
"Taken for Granite,"
"You fucking moron it's taken for Granted get it right,"
by MyFriendBurpedTooLoud February 10, 2020
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granite maul spec

when you take your limp penis in your hand and rapidly slap the woman in the face with it until she screams stop.
Damn bro! I Granite maul speced that bitch after she bit down on my dick!
by A_revolver June 16, 2008
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Granite Shitty

Nickname for the post-industrial wasteland, Granite City, on the East Side of the St. Louis Metropolitan area.
Yes, sir, may I see your driver's license and proof of insurance, please?... Oh, Granite Shitty. Your coming with us you drunken shit-bag.
by Recovering Granitite January 19, 2012
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d-granite

Extremely hard but at the same time most unstable and volatile element in the universe. Decays instantaneously to water upon contact with anything else whatsoever. Thus far detected only once in the vacuum of an ego-centrifuge, where it probably was created by the extreme condensation of an ego with utmost unnecessary self-esteem surplus.
Don't burst into tears, you little piece of d-granite!
by Dr. No 2000 January 13, 2011
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Granite Run Mall

shittiest fucking mall ever. that doesn't stop the kids from coming here though.. this mall becomes a 2nd home to teenagers in the area during winter when it's too cold to walk around state street. it's not like there's anything better to do.
Pretty soon every store in the Granite Run Mall will go out of business except Panda Express and Auntie Anne's, because that's where all the kids go.
by mediakid2009 January 6, 2010
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