Grave Dick 

When a guy ghosts you and then reappears by sending a dick pic.

I hadn’t heard from him in forever and then I get grave dicked.

Grave Dick by IPeeBee March 18, 2024

Gravel dick 

Gravel dick: This is an imaginary sexual act motivated by extreme hatred. The perpetrator develops an erection, then slathers their penis in crazy glue, followed by the application of copious amounts of aquarium gravel. The perpetrator then sodomizes the victim repeatedly causing torrential anal bleeding, and permanent anal incontinence. As this rather despicable act causes rather intense pain, and perhaps permanent injury to the perpetrator (as well as the victim) it portrays the depth of hatred towards the victim (i.e., I hate you so much I would do gravel dick on you). You have to really hate someone to do gravel dick on them. Most often used as a mental revenge fantasy against those in the work place. Somewhat comparable to donkey punch in that it is imaginary, and involves violent inappropriate sexual content.

Mark was so angry at his boss for blaming him for another's actions that he daydreamed about gravel dicking him for the rest of the afternoon.

Gravel dick by Semen Tower July 28, 2010

Gravy Dick 

when you have unprotected sex and dont wash your dick...then after her juices have dried on your dick and looks like powder you have sex again and her new juices mix with the dried to produce a gravy-like substance

I fucked her last night and gave her the gravy dick in the morning.

Gravy Dick by GA Th33 Gr8 November 19, 2009

Grape Dick 

A tiny weiner the size of a grape. normally blonde hair people have

kevin has a grape dick

Grape Dick by snakecage September 19, 2012

glave dick 

A socially awkward, occasionally homoerotic person who just doesn't seem to get it, regardless of what "it" is, and acts aggressively as a result.

'Why can't he just leave me alone?'
'I don't know, he's a glave dick.'

glave dick by lol wut? December 27, 2008

Gravy dick 

When you pull out of a woman only find out you have someone else's cum on your dick

I pulled out only to find I had gravy dick

Gravy dick by Kevinmay1981 February 9, 2017

grape dick 

a small choad like shalong that is purple and has big vains sticking out of it. most occurs on people with mole legs

craigs willy is grape colourd with purple vains and its bent

grape dick by mickles October 28, 2004