A word that simply doesn't exist since no fucking english word consist of three "s" es (No I didn't mean asses.) you moron. Why did you even search for this?
"This grassstraw is really long"
"Man, I don't know if u typed grassstraw with three s:es in your head because it sounds the same, but I'll just pretend you did." *Calmly beating up idiot while yelling agressively*
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.