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Grape stompers

Another term for the kidneys. As some people sample urine like fine wine, a haematuria is a fine roset, a dehydrated urine is a strong Pinot noir and a diabetics urine is a moscato. So as the kidneys produce urine, they are the equivalent to the grape stomping stage in making wine.
Damn Susie my grape stompers have been hurting lately, I might have a UTI.

Or

Get him Frank, shiv him in his grape stomper.
Grape stompers by Batteredsav October 12, 2018
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grape stomper 

Offensive term to a potuguese person, who stomps grapes!
Portuguese people are grape stompers!
grape stomper by Dennis V January 27, 2006

Grape Stomper 

A technique used to push feces through a drain grate, usually in a shower. When you accidentally defecate in the shower and you stomp the feces through the drain with a powerful thrust of your foot. Thus removing evidence of this humiliating mistake.
I shit in my mother-in-laws shower last night and had to pull a Grape Stomper.
Grape Stomper by Chillosophy September 13, 2018

grapestomper

n. slang. (1) derogatory statement refering to someone of Italian descent. (2)person lacking job skills and regulated to very low end manual labor.
That dumb ass Pauly better finish school otherwise he'll end up stuck being a grapestomper for the rest of his life.
grapestomper by LDY January 4, 2008

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026