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Granola Tits

Taking a handful of granola, throwing it at a woman's tits and eating it off. Ideally, using an adhesive or sticky substance before throwing to allow for maximum granola on the tits.
Using honey, granola and his girlfriend's tits, John was able to have a delicious breakfast of granola tits.
by BP_Granola August 24, 2011
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