granola mom

a mom who is zero-waste, likes hiking and the outdoors, eats organic and “natural foods”, and uses essential oils to cure everything. she owns many plants and drives an suv. a hippie.

“did you see her reusable grocery bags?”
“yeah! she must be a granola mom”

by kalchippy May 4, 2021

granola mom

An average chunky mom who attends yoga classes, drives an SUV, and wears crocs.

Did you see that granola mom walking out of the laundry mat?

Yeah, she looked so crunchy

by emms1223 March 10, 2014