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Granit A 

A piece of shit who likes to make definitions about other people :)
Yo Granit A, Hows that dick in ur mouth?
Granit A by Sup kids December 3, 2018
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A grant-walton 

When one gets so drunk that they have to go to hospital
Oh shit, she pulled a grant-walton
A grant-walton by Solais February 3, 2020

Knocking a grant out 

Code for stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure
I'm going knocking a grant out
Knocking a grant out by S13rev February 5, 2023

Pulling a grant 

when someone at the beginning of a class takes the hall pass and leaves for the period only to return when there are five minutes left
person 1: Mr. ___, can I please take the pass?
Teacher: ok (Person 1)
You: Oh man (person 1) might pull a grant today

Scenario 2

*person has been gone for 40 min.*
You: looks like so-in-so is pulling a grant again, it's the third time this week!

a grant streater 

Grant Streater(model, bodyboarder, Fashion icon, dj, all round cool ball sack) a name famous for body boarding and neon blonde hair however most recently has become a household name throughout Australia, its meaning may come from one person however it stems to an entire generation of tight jean wearing, blonde fringe, crazy hand action limp wrist kids. just your average homeboys.
used when walking past in the cross, or newport arms "oh there goes a bunch of grant streaters", or when someone is so cool and good looking they are "a grant streater", Also used when there are four or more in a car at one time they are said to be "streetsharking"
grant streater is also slang for pitta bread
"could i get the beef and cheese grant streater"

Doing a grant 

fat, lazy, doesn't do anything, gets other people to do his work
God, stop doing a grant!
Doing a grant by Abingdon April 23, 2008

Pull a Grant 

When a "not so popular" guy uncontrollably ejaculates in their pants. Normally when a nice looking girl is talking to them, or even near them.
-Oh man, did you see that freshman totally Pull a Grant when Chrystal walked past?
-Haha, what a loser!
Pull a Grant by It'sAsatchel February 5, 2010
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