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Grand Opening 

When you use all of your fingers and toes, your penis, and your tongue, while thrusting your pelvis and giving a maniacal laugh. If done right, you can please up to 22 women.
Did you see that sith lord perform the Grand Opening? He was penetrating 22 women!
Grand Opening by Darth R September 13, 2007

Grand Opening 

The deflowering of a girl.
She had her grand opening...with the ribbon, mayor and giant scissors!
Grand Opening by Jay Mott November 13, 2016

The Grand Opening

Scissoring technique that only works on virgins.
It’s time for The Grand Opening baby~

You ready for The Grand Opening, baby?
The Grand Opening by Gvcd May 16, 2018
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