Grand Opening

A complimentary way to refer to a woman's vagina.

Sarah: That was amazing!
Bill: You sure do have a grand opening!

by drifthunter August 16, 2010

Grand Opening

When you use all of your fingers and toes, your penis, and your tongue, while thrusting your pelvis and giving a maniacal laugh. If done right, you can please up to 22 women.

Did you see that sith lord perform the Grand Opening? He was penetrating 22 women!

by Darth R September 13, 2007

The Grand Opening

Scissoring technique that only works on virgins.

It’s time for The Grand Opening baby~

You ready for The Grand Opening, baby?

by Gvcd May 16, 2018

Grand Opening

The deflowering of a girl.

She had her grand opening...with the ribbon, mayor and giant scissors!

by Jay Mott November 13, 2016