Grand Junction
A town in western Colorado, also known as Junktown. Junk meaning mostly Clifton and Orchard Mesa. Don't ever move here!
Grand Junction by ohmeohmy July 5, 2008
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Grand Junction
A small town in Western Colorado. Yes, it is the meth capital of the United States. The people are very nice. Located along the Colorado River by the largest flat-top mountain in the world. Also close to Fruita and Palisade.
Person 1: Hey, you're moving to Grand Junction?
Person 2: Yep. We visited it last month. It was beautiful, and the people were so nice and very welcoming.
Person 2: Yep. We visited it last month. It was beautiful, and the people were so nice and very welcoming.
Grand Junction by phatpanda10 August 1, 2011
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Grand Junction
The biggest town between Denver and Salt lake which produces the most meth in the US. Everyone who live here has AIDS from using dirty needles. Only poor people live here. Orchard Mesa and Clifton are the ghetto and meth-iest of all over. Move here for cheap drugs.
If you were top ask a five year old, in Grand Junction, "Can I have some meth?" they'd be to bumped up to understand you.
Grand Junction by Methisgooooood August 11, 2010
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Grand Junction by Brady Tribble July 3, 2008
Grand Junction High School
A giant asbestos-filled, drugged up, hunk of crap that is literally falling apart. I wouldn’t be surprised if I ended up on a T-Shirt before graduation. Also none of the lockers work. Good Luck!
Grand Junction High School by MayoIsHere September 6, 2021
Grand Junction High School
A school of about 1,800 filled with a wide variety of students; ranging from outstanding athletes to a spectacular speech and debate team to your average adolescent drug dealer. Surrounding schools such as fruita are bitter and jealous, and will do anything in their power to try to beat the Tigers. They still cant.
"Dang, those Grand Junction High School kids sure are better than us"
"I wish I could go to Grand Junction High School"
"I wish I could go to Grand Junction High School"
Grand Junction High School by el tigres August 22, 2011
Grand junction beef taco
When you piss and shit in between your partners ass cheeks then proceed give them a extra rough rim job so it looks like your eating a extra large taco
My girlfriend gave me a grand junction beef taco in my sleep last night so I made her participate in the weekly San Francisco steam train with the boys
Grand junction beef taco by anonymous July 11, 2024
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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