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grand houdini 

It starts out when a man is fucking a girl from behind, while she is facing out a window. Another man sneaks out from a nearby hiding place. Man 1 quickly pulls out while Man 2 quickly jumps in. Man 1 sneaks out, runs outside, and waves up to the unsuspecting girl at the window.
Spencer and I totally nailed that grand houdini!
grand houdini by Nico69 December 1, 2006

Grand hot 

Someone who respect nothing with a snooty attitude ,impolite, narcisic and a entitled spoiled brat person.
There was a club with women sitting around and grand hot, horrible poeple who just brag around . The kind of person you just want to kill.
Grand hot by JohnnyDie August 17, 2018

grand_hog_bernard 

a woke progressive with fragile feelings who likes to insult people who look up the term "Woke Fascism"
anon: let me look up the term liberal/woke fascism on UrbanDictionary
Grand_Hog_Bernard: IF YOU LOOKED UP THIS TERM THEN F*CK YOU FOR BEING A BIGOT YOU (proceeds to use all of the phobes known to man)!

anon: ... thank you for exemplifying the term

Grand Theft Horse 

Joke name for the video game Red Dead Redemption.
Person 1: Dude, let's go play some Grand Theft Horse....I mean Red Dead Redemption!
Grand Theft Horse by Mr. Grape Drank December 13, 2010

Grand Forks Hot 

Girls who assume to be the hottest shit ever. One who doesn't look either way before crossing the street. A girl who looks and sound like B. Arthur but won't settle for less than David Beckham.
You see that chick?? She totally denied you bro!" "It's cool, she Grand Forks hot."
Grand Forks Hot by lars86 October 13, 2010

grand rapids hotpocket

Taking a large deuce into a lingerie bag and randomly swinging it at strangers on the street.
Dude, I just made a grand rapids hotpocket. Let's go swing it at people.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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