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Grammar Fail 

The breakdown, degradation, failure, or complete rape of the English language. To grammar fail is to commit the ultimate sin, especially over internet chat boards. Grammar failing has no specific definition or scenario. It can be made by any person, at any age, at any time, anywhere in the world.

Grammar failing includes, but is not limited to:

● A simple misspelling of a word.

● The wrong context or wrong use of words.

● Managers posting signs intended for their crew that haven't been properly proofread, and may indicate why they're stuck in their $24K a year job.

● People trying to use eloquent words in ordinary conversation to appear smarter, but have, in fact, used the word in the wrong way.

Etcetera.

Any combination of the above Grammar Failures can be combined to form an ultimate, yet to be defined, grammar broked. Grammar brokeding is typically reserved for African Americans that reside in the projects.

Grammar failing is highly looked down upon, and committing this act will forever label you as a person to avoid associating with on Facebook, Myspace, or Twitter.
The Mets Sucks

man, i cant beleive i work on wendesday

Please be sure to request off for advance for future vacations you may be taking soon. Thanks, management

Did you see that Grammar Fail that our 1st assistant manager posted in the back crew room?

Why yes, I too found that their signature dish tasted rather convoluted. -- Wait, what?

Person 1: church was crackin today like always seen some old faces that i havent seen in a long time man thank you jesus

Person 2: chruch can never crack so stop it and dont go to see people you go to get the word so keep that in mind

Person 1: shut up ikeem for i smack you and chuch do be crackin aleast mine do
Grammar Fail by Interactive September 29, 2009
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Grammar Failzi 

Someone who tries to correct the grammatical errors of others but fails miserably
Guy 1: There a bunch of idiots
Guy 2: Their*
Guy 3: They're*, woah grammar failzi XD
Grammar Failzi by ThunderFault June 29, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016