Gramlich 

A person with strange sexual urges, fantasies, and behavior involving objects, suffering or humiliation, or non-consenting partners. Often has a strange accent.

He was having a Gramlich moment.

Gramlich by yowmen November 2, 2011

Gramlich 

Laziness and poor hygeine resulting in the build up of schmegma on ones dick.

She wouldnt give him head because he's been gramliching all day.

Gramlich by mer gangies January 18, 2007

Garmlich Effect 

The law of physics that states that if
one girl screams for something, it will
make other girls scream, and then it
grows exponentially until all girls
within a five mile radius are screaming.

No girl really likes *NSYNC, but because of the Garmlich Effect, they all freak out when ever they're on the radio.

Garmlich Effect by Darth Sarah April 4, 2009

Garmlich Effect 

The law of physics stating that, if one girl screams for something, it will make other girls scream, and then it grows exponentiously until all girls within a five-mile radius are screaming.

Girls don't really like One Direction, but they go crazy when it plays on the radio due to the Garmlich effect.

Garmlich Effect by Hnery Derpington III February 21, 2017