Graffin

Graffin. a magical transformer toaster that makes crunchyyummyness toast, that squishy snakes love and try to lick with their forked tongues, only to get either burned or electrocuted. the end

Dude that toaster is being attacked by snakes

It's a total Graffin

by ShinyWisenheimer May 18, 2022

Greg Graffin

The lead singer of Bad Religion,(A.K.A) the greatest punk band ever.

"I saw Greg Graffin at the Bad Religion concert"

by Tucker " T-man" Graves June 1, 2005

Peter Griffin

The biggest Chad of them all

Our father, Peter Griffin is dead.

by BazingaBoyWhipAndNaeNae March 28, 2019

Sam Griffin

To walk around in your skin tight medium festival foods work shirt and flex your 24.5” pythons on those corn-fed hoes (Amanda Brown).

Sam Griffin reps 3 plates on the bench more times than a democrat can blame trump on an issue in 2 minutes

by ballsdeepinyoursister June 27, 2021

Bradley Griffin-Salt

A black man who happens to be the supreme overlord of the universe and 38 states of America, and of those left out states he is president. Also secretly the pope, and the single most richest man in the world, accumulating a wealth of a least 900 trillion dollars. Says is NZ-born, but in reality was sent from our ancestors of the universe, sent to save the world with his money and superiority. Bradley was the original Chuck Norris, however, became tired of this profession, and the particles around him to form a new chuck Norris. Can pay anything to do his will. Possible re-incarnation of Jesus. Few are worthy to stand in his presence. The population of the universe are his subjects. Upon nearing Bradley, one must prostrate ones self, and pray over 9000 prayers of thankfulness to the almighty for gracing us with his existence.

<subject1> Oh look, there's Bradley Griffin-Salt!
<subject2> All Hail!

by Faithful Subject October 28, 2012

Stewie Griffin

Stewie Griffin is a smart baby that is in Family Guy a hilarious show. He does have a football shaped head though. I love it when he says

" What the deuce??!!"

Stewie Griffin is damn smart for his age

by Petergriffin#awesome December 4, 2017

radio graffiti

A segment on The Ghost Show(True Capitalist Radio) via Blog Talk Radio. Towards the end of the show, Ghost gives callers about 4 seconds to say anything they want, Be it a shoutout, an audio clip, or TROLLING GHOST.

Ghost: 205, Radio Graffiti!

205: * FUCK YOU TEXAS, AND FUCK YOUR LONE STAR BEER-*

Ghost: Get this idiot of- GET'EM OFF!!

by Argonian Repoman August 30, 2011