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Gradumate 

verb: to attempt copulation with several peers weeks before graduating from an institution.
I'm trying to Gradumate with every girl I met the first day I arrived at Bard College.
Gradumate by BBombSquad April 14, 2009
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gradumate 

A practice often seen in private, religious colleges in which a female will come to a particular institute of higher learning, not to obtain a degree but to meet a husband ie to become a trophy wife
Tina: Hey, I haven't seen Becky and Blake around campus in awhile. They weren't supposed to graduate until December. Have you seen them?
Holly: No, didn't you hear? They gradumated.
gradumate by itsbaylorbitch March 13, 2008

Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.
Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

he made graduation 

people reminding themselves that ye (kanye west) made the album, graduation.
he made graduation

he made graduation

he made graduation…

graduation glasses 

A sudden state of seeing or acknowledging only the good side of someone (or, more rarely, something) which comes upon realization that you are about to part ways with these people.

The term apparently comes from high school or college graduations, when all your classmates whom you've always considered to be mean, stupid or boring all of a sudden appear to be nice, interesting and friendly.
Person one: I was going to break up with my girlfriend yesterday, but then I couldn't because she suddenly seemed so beautiful.
Person two: Mate, that's graduation glasses.
graduation glasses by a0sten May 12, 2011

gradutate 

To blow chunks at one's graduation, usually from consuming too much alcohol prior to the event.
It was quite a graduation regurgitation. The valedictorian gradutated all over the stage.
gradutate by Cuntoleezza Rice January 31, 2007

graduate student 

A young adult whose number one motivating factor is free food.
Marissa, a graduate student, just attended a pointless workshop on conflict resolution just because there was free pizza there.
graduate student by Carla Cat October 29, 2013
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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Coyote Ugly

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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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