Grabner

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The greatest player ever in the NHL and on the face of the Earth. He can do anything he wants, whenever he wants. People can only wish to be Grabner. He is so fast that they call it the "speed of Grabner" to measure his speed. On a scale of 1-10, his awesomeness is a 40. He is the man the Dos Equis guy dreams of being. God created the Earth in 6 days, and on the 7th day he created Grabner. No matter how hard you try you can never be as good as Grabner. His name is also an adjective to describe something that is beyond amazing.

Paul: This is Grabner!
Nick: Grabner!
Dan: Nick and Paul are so Grabner!

Grabner by ninony40 March 21, 2011

Words you can keep

Dick Grabbers

When a girl gets a fresh fill in for their nails, a full set of fresh new nails, or even just a fresh manicure, and they slay. They can be known as dick grabbers because when you got a boo those fresh nails will be wrapped around that dick and he will think it's sexy.

"Bae i got my dick grabbers done"

"My dickgrabbers look good asf"

Dick Grabbers by jksisijdmaki August 13, 2017

Related Words

Grabner • grabber • grainer • Granberry • gabner • Grabber in Chief • Grabberjack • Grabber Orange • grabber snow • Graber

cabbage grabber

an illegal alien beaner

About 150 cabbage grabbers ran from the barn as the police officers came to investigate a reported cockfight.

cabbage grabber by USnative February 6, 2010

Grabber in Chief

Another title for the 45th President of the United States.

Yeah I voted for the Grabber in Chief, he is the Man!

Grabber in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl December 14, 2017

Charles Grubner

To get your grub on in the most extreme way.

Man 1: I'm real hungry. We should get some food.

Man 2: Yeah we should hit up TBell and get our Charles Grubner on.

Charles Grubner by CharlesGrubner August 24, 2009

mommy-grabber

an offensive term, used primarily in online personal ads such as those on Craigslist, to define a cub (young male, usually ages 18-25) looking for a cougar (an older mature woman, usually ages 35-50) to hook up with.

Craigslist personals ad:

I am a VGL 19 year old virgin cub; are there any cougars out there who want to deflower me?

Response to ad: i am not sure craigslist is the appropriate place to for a craigs-hook, especially for a mommy-grabber.

mommy-grabber by Uncle Dimma January 9, 2012

Shekel Grabber

Someone who does petty theft or small-scale scams for almost no profit in return.

That dude is such a shekel grabber. He said he'd pay my $0.50 back today, but he just ghosted me instead.

Shekel Grabber by IMainSkyblock September 28, 2021

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026