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The greatest player ever in the NHL and on the face of the Earth. He can do anything he wants, whenever he wants. People can only wish to be Grabner. He is so fast that they call it the "speed of Grabner" to measure his speed. On a scale of 1-10, his awesomeness is a 40. He is the man the Dos Equis guy dreams of being. God created the Earth in 6 days, and on the 7th day he created Grabner. No matter how hard you try you can never be as good as Grabner. His name is also an adjective to describe something that is beyond amazing.
Paul: This is Grabner!
Nick: Grabner!
Dan: Nick and Paul are so Grabner!
Grabner by ninony40 March 21, 2011
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Dick Grabbers

When a girl gets a fresh fill in for their nails, a full set of fresh new nails, or even just a fresh manicure, and they slay. They can be known as dick grabbers because when you got a boo those fresh nails will be wrapped around that dick and he will think it's sexy.
"Bae i got my dick grabbers done"

"My dickgrabbers look good asf"
Dick Grabbers by jksisijdmaki August 13, 2017

cabbage grabber 

About 150 cabbage grabbers ran from the barn as the police officers came to investigate a reported cockfight.
cabbage grabber by USnative February 6, 2010

Grabber in Chief 

Yeah I voted for the Grabber in Chief, he is the Man!
Grabber in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl December 14, 2017

Charles Grubner 

Man 1: I'm real hungry. We should get some food.

Man 2: Yeah we should hit up TBell and get our Charles Grubner on.
Charles Grubner by CharlesGrubner August 24, 2009

mommy-grabber

an offensive term, used primarily in online personal ads such as those on Craigslist, to define a cub (young male, usually ages 18-25) looking for a cougar (an older mature woman, usually ages 35-50) to hook up with.
Craigslist personals ad:

I am a VGL 19 year old virgin cub; are there any cougars out there who want to deflower me?

Response to ad: i am not sure craigslist is the appropriate place to for a craigs-hook, especially for a mommy-grabber.
mommy-grabber by Uncle Dimma January 9, 2012

Shekel Grabber 

Someone who does petty theft or small-scale scams for almost no profit in return.
That dude is such a shekel grabber. He said he'd pay my $0.50 back today, but he just ghosted me instead.
Shekel Grabber by IMainSkyblock September 28, 2021