Grab hands 

Grabing things (body parts) with out control

Me:So jakes cute.
Emily: yeah but he has a serious case of the grab hands!
Me: oh really?
Emily:Yeah he keeps trying to grab my ass

Grab hands by mimimimi5555555555555555 July 12, 2009

grab your ass with both hands 

To take control of your situation.

Imagine you are stuck and would push ahead with your hands. Now imagine you are grabbing your ass with both hands to push yourself along.

Or grabbing your ass with both hands to lift yourself out of a problem.

Similar to pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, except more evocative.

My crisis-prone neighbor was whining about her latest self-inflicted fiasco.

I told her "grab your ass with both hands" and went out for a beer with my friends.

grab your ass with both hands by Billy Nichols November 14, 2011

Double Hand Grab 

When a girl jerks you and your friend off when your on either side of her, this resembles a surfer doing a double hand grab air.

Emma just did a huge Double Hand Grab in Jbay!

Double Hand Grab by Jac_Surf July 24, 2016

National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day 

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019

National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day 

It's the same day as "national grab ass day", which someone defined as April 11th.
Basically if a guy grabs ass without consent, he's asking to get his hand broken.

boy who grabs my ass: I can do that because UD says it's national grab ass day

me, after I break his hand : and I broke your hand because it's also National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day

National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day by em.ily.et May 24, 2018