Got the Downs 

A phrase used to describe someone who has down syndrome or acts like they do.

Bill: Why is Alec running laps around the school?
Bob: He's got the downs.

Got the Downs by not the downs girl September 26, 2012

I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road. 

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road. by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012