Gorpstache 

When partaking in gorping and the pregnancy juices shoot onto your upper lip causing a gorpstache

Yo bro those baby juices gave you a gorpstache, you might wanna clean that up

Gorpstache by Mr. Gorp June 18, 2025

grosstache 

a gross moustache, often a sign of truly high intellect and virginity

I had been a happy person before I grew this grey grosstache!

grosstache by Worstward January 8, 2009

grosstache 

a gross mustache, often a sign of truly high intellect and virginity

I had been a happy person before I grew this grey grosstache!

grosstache by Worstward January 6, 2009

Goustache

The pubes on your gooch between your genitals and anus.

When I went down on her, her goustache tickled my chin

Goustache by Jessy2messy March 10, 2021

girlstache 

A moustache on a girl

Aw that girl was so good lookin from behind, but once she turned I saw that gross girlstache. Man we should get her a razor and she'd be one fine ho.

girlstache by Lynbrook Viking May 26, 2007

goonstache 

A moustache that a teenager (or adult) grows in an attempt to look cool, but makes them look like a goon. In some cases the moustache is not filled in all the way or is badly groomed.

He thinks he looks cool with his goonstache, but it looks like dirt under his lip

goonstache by DjDelmo June 7, 2015

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020