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Gorilla punch 

Similar to a donkey punch only when you're having sex with someone from behind instead of punching them in the back of the head you use both hands and punch them on each side of the head simultaneously in a Donkey Kong fashion. Warning this will sometimes cause them to lose consciousness and lose control of their bowels, however it always results in a very tight clench of their muscles resulting in an amazing orgasm for yourself
Right as I was about to blow my load I gorilla punched her she clenched so hard I thought she'd break my dick off, she was out for a while so I took her TV and laptop, I would feel bad but she thinks my name is Jason so it's all cool.
Gorilla punch by Echc93 December 27, 2017
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gorilla punch 

when you are doing a girl up the ass when she is about to cum pull ur dick out and punch her in the stomach and she will shit all over
gorilla punch by j duffman January 28, 2003

gorilla punch 

The definition I have always heard for gorilla punch is the same as for donkey punch. You know, the whole punch her in the back of the head during anal thing.
When I was about to jizz I gave her a gorilla punch.
gorilla punch by FB May 23, 2003

Gorilla Punch 

When a male shaves his pubies before getting his peepee sucked by a girl. as the male "ejaculates" on the female's face, he throws his shaved pubies at her face making her look like a gorilla, hence the name "gorilla punch".
Yo john the other day sally was givin' me a blow j, and as i was coming on her face i gorilla punched that stank ass hoe. that bitch looked like a fuckin silverback.
Gorilla Punch by Lou Stoulz April 1, 2009

grilla punch 

The act of punching someone in the mouth, knocking out their teeth and then face fucking them.
Damn woman, if you don't shut your mouth, I'm gonna grilla punch you!!!
grilla punch by joeydetuned January 13, 2009

Gorilla Punching

The act of taking your own fecal matter and shoving into the rectum of your enemy or sexual partner.
I'm going to clap your cheeks and then I will commence Gorilla Punching you like you very much so deserve.
Gorilla Punching by Grossman27 October 27, 2018
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