goontopia

The state of absolute goon. This is the greatest achievable state of goon. Sometimes results in a trance like numbness.

I was jorkin my penar so good I hit goontopia, my legs were numb for 3 hours.

by Goon legend March 06, 2024

goontopia

To be in a state of gooning, similar to being in a state of nirvana

I gooned so much I went into a state of goontopia

by XIGHSG April 06, 2024

goontopia

The state of absolute goon. This is the greatest achievable state of goon possible.

Yesterday I was jorkin my penar so hard I was eventually hit goontopia.

by Goon legend March 06, 2024

The Great Goontopia

The Great Goontopia is where you enter Fjordglimping and die at the same time. You will enter a heavenly state known as goontosis at this stage. You will start ascending into the goon heavens and be at the gates of the God of Gooning. He will greet you if you are a top-level gooner; if not, you will be sent down back to your boring life, and you'll have to achieve it again.

Dude I just entered The Great Goontopia, but The God of Gooning said I wasn't worthy enough.

by TheGodofGooning January 31, 2025