TheGodofGooning's definitions

The Great Goontopia

The Great Goontopia is where you enter Fjordglimping and die at the same time. You will enter a heavenly state known as goontosis at this stage. You will start ascending into the goon heavens and be at the gates of the God of Gooning. He will greet you if you are a top-level gooner; if not, you will be sent down back to your boring life, and you'll have to achieve it again.

Dude I just entered The Great Goontopia, but The God of Gooning said I wasn't worthy enough.

by TheGodofGooning January 31, 2025