Goonos

Similar to other rhetorical appeals or modes of persuasion such as ethos pathos or logos, appealing to the feeling of needing to goon

The intimate movie scene evoked his Goonos

Goonos by Zmundo May 19, 2026

moons out goons out 

When the moon is out and you about to do some reckless sh** with the boys

Moons out goons out boys let's go

moons out goons out by LilRomy December 13, 2019

Goonks 

The sound made from a large container of liquid (like a.gallon of milk or OJ) when it is first opened and poured out... the noise that is made is like "goonk goonk goonk goonk goonk"

Kids game. Taking turns at mealtime to get the "goonks" from freshly opened beverages ... and there was hell to pay if someone stole the goonks from then jug before their turn to receive them!! I'm telling Mom!!

Goonks by Sunshine247365 July 7, 2015

Goonsmith

The origional source of this word has become forgotten (mainly due to excessive alcohol consumption) however what we are sure of is it's meaning. The term refers to a child who goes by the name of Anthony Greensmith. As you can imagine, describing him as a top class, straight up, grade A, class act, useless moron puts a large amount of strain on ones larynx, so a word was needed to allow a short sharp delivery, as opposed to a long babbling tirade. Using our immense wit and tact, we replaced the beginning of the childs name with the term Goon.

Anthony: "Hi, I'm Barry Scott. Bang, and the dirt is gone!"
Girl: "Get the fuck away from me"
Everyone: Haha, nice work Goonsmith

Goonsmith by Owen & Ed Collaboration September 7, 2006

Goonorrhea

A state of mind in which the person afflicted wants to create as much chaos and disorder as possible. This may include various illegal activities such as violent crimes, drug-use (primarily hallucinogenic) and property damage.

“James and Haydon caught a bad case of Goonorrhea last weekend. They destroyed my whole house!”

Goonorrhea by Jay Of Earth February 29, 2020

Goonscapade

A combination of goon (cask wine) and escapade. Describes the antics the drinker gets up to after dusting off some particularly poor quality goon.

(Two friends after dusting off a sack)

Male 1: Goonscapades?

Male 2: Shit yeeeee!

Goonscapade by yyorgi December 8, 2010

OVO Goons 

Drake fans. OVO Goons are extremely loyal to Drake and bump all the music he puts out. If you dislike Drake they will list his multiple accolades to you while wearing their OVO hoodie. They also will often have an owl in their Instagram bio

Ben: Aye man Drake sucks

Ethan: Bro you're wrong, he is a legend, top 3 all time

Ben: ugh you must be part of the OVO Goons

OVO Goons by Bathing Grape August 7, 2019