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gook scooters

1.shower shoes or flip-flops. (From VietNam military slang)
2.any Jap or other Asian built compact or sub-compact car
3.any "Ricky CrotchRocket" pseudo-racing type bike, also known as a "bugsickle".
1. "Don't go in the gym shower without your gook scooters or you'll get jungle rot!"
2. "Did you see the new gook scooter Suzy Creamcheese just bought? It's a stinkin' Toyota!"
3. Like a bug hitting a windshield, the last thing that went thru Ricky's mind when he hit the truck on his gook scooter was HIS ASS!
gook scooters by Grizzly IX September 1, 2006

Gook Shooter 

that one stray rifle your friend has in his garage.
person 1: "bro, is that your gook shooter?"
person 2: "hell yeah bro, took it out for a test this morning"
Gook Shooter by DAXUS September 8, 2016

Goopshoot 

I had a great time with the vegan last night, but now I can't stop leaking out of my goopshoot
Goopshoot by BShac June 9, 2016

Goopshoot 

The female genitalia, not to be confused with the male genitalia, the porksword.
Dude: "Hey, did you know tha..."
Dude2: "Yeah I know, you don't have to tell me. Girls have a goopshoot and we have a porksword. I took SexEd class."
Goopshoot by BigSchoolBoi February 6, 2019
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026