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Google-sensei 

A tongue-in-cheek phrase of referring to Google's search engine. Sensei is a Japanese word referring to a teacher, or someone that is skilled or masterful in something. Attaching it to Google depicts Google itself as a teacher/professor of vast knowledge in a comedic way.
Hey do you know how tall the Eiffel Tower is?

I don't know, but why don't you go consult Google-sensei?
Google-sensei by DeeeFoo January 24, 2016
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google-sensei 

An alternate name for the search engine Google used to establish its ability to answer simple questions
Alpher: Hey guys, can someone tell me what the 4th most populated country in Africa is?
Bethe: I don't know, go ask Google-sensei
google-sensei by Schwanker December 31, 2013
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