Google Docs

Arguably a better Microsoft Word. And for good reason. It may have less options, but with it being accessible anywhere and on any device with Google Chrome, it stands as the better word processor program. You can even edit offline! And it doesn’t autocorrect words! Sure, there’s Microsoft Word online, but who fucking cares about it? Just see the definitions for it on here, you’ll see why. You can have others help you edit documents online, and more! It’s great, and a upgrade from Word!

Some dude: “Microsoft Word is the best!”
Me: “No, Google Docs is way better!”
*Argument starts*
Me: “Wait, why are we arguing about word processor programs again?”

by OfficialDeltaGamer March 16, 2019

Google Docs

1. A complete copy of Microsoft word that is free so IDC.
2. The Fortnite for writing software

MICROSOFT WORD - GIVE ME MONEY TO TYPE AND GET YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK DONE
GOOGLE DOCS - Share Docs? SURE Save automatically? SURE! Copy off of Word? SURE!

by tankpillow May 27, 2018

Google Docs Karma

When Google steals your intelectual work over their services because they plan to pay you in next life.

- Probably in next life I will be a human again because I have helped so many people through Google Docs Karma.
- There is no such a thing, you die you re gone

by FckYouTaylor July 12, 2020

Hop on google docs

A phrase used to describe the action of using a mechanical keyboard as a dildo. Often used by elderly men with back problems.

Charles: "Hey Eugene, wanna hop on google docs later?"
Eugene: "Sure thing 'Dumptruck' Charles!"

by UltimateKeyboard May 3, 2022

Hop on Google Docs

To write a gigantic fanfic that is over 5 pages long. The phrase is commonly used by those familiar with fanfiction sites, such as Archive of Our Own (AO3). The person can deny it if they do not hold the creative prowess needed to write fanfiction.

"Yo bro, hop on Google Docs, we have to write about that excellent idea you had last night. I heard you made an artwork of it as well, let's write about it since you're so invested in it.
"Sure, I'll hop on, just wait until my computer turns on."

by someone_who_likes_legos March 18, 2023

Googledoctor

When someone has diagnosed their own disease by looking up the symptoms on the internet.

A: I've got brain cancer!

B: How do you know?

A: I have a headache and a lump on my foot! I looked it up on the interwebz and found out it means BRAIN CANCER!

B: Don't believe the Googledoctor, go to a real doctor.

by oldBuzzard March 29, 2010

Googledoc

A person who repeatedly uses Google searches to diagnose illness. A Googledoc is often a medical wannabe who compulsively attempts to help others with their medical problems.

My friend, the local Googledoc, told me about a new treatment I should try for my eczema.

by ammorningstar April 21, 2009