Gooch Scooch

The act of two men rubbing taints.

My boy Alex and I had a good gooch scooch the other night.

by GoochGuy December 19, 2019

Gooch scooch

The thing that dogs do

Dave had an itch so he gooch scooched to the bedroom

by Thatskaterkid August 2, 2022

Scooch a gooch

Caroline's mom uses it as a phrase for "scoot over," but it can used for an exclamation at anytime; like instead of "Shit!" or "Oh no!" ou can yell this.

1.) Hey fat ass, mind scooching a goose? I'm not that thin either!

2.)Bobby Flay: Oh scooch a gooch! My show got cancelled again!

by billySusan May 15, 2008

Scooch Your Gooch

A cleaver way for a person to tell someone to move. But what that person doesnt know is the definition of gooch.

"Jesus, your taking up so much Space! Scooch your gooch!"

by Momo123 February 16, 2009

gooch smooch

(verb) To cleanse the area between a man's genitals and the anus using one's orifice, usually after sexual intercourse.

After making love, the woman gave the man a courtesy gooch smooch.

by Gyron September 22, 2011

Gooch Smooch

The act of two males scissoring one another.

Jerry and Gary after falling madly in love, decided to gooch smooch to express their feelings.

by Yorreli April 1, 2017

Gooch Smooch

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.

Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!

by Tally P January 31, 2023