Gooch Cheddar

Occurs when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without showering and a thin layer of cheese accumulates between the crack and sack.

This type of cheddar is a close cousin of Fromunda Cheese.

I’ll have the triple cheddar burger, but if Gooch Cheddar’s on the guest list, I’ma pass.

by Ricky Suenos January 19, 2025