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A person in a position of authority that has no business having that authority
Did you see our superintendents stupid new policies for next year? That man is a real goobloofa.
Goobloofa by Pigster91 September 19, 2022
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A person in a position of authority that has no
business having that authority
Did you see our superintendents stupid new
policies for next year? That man is a real
goobloofa.
goobloofa by Pigster91 October 21, 2022

googoofatfat 

When a little timmy or someone cries about something.

Stomper: Yo give me money
Shaun: Googoofatfat need money?
Googoofatfat can't shoot someone? Can't get money? Googoofatfat timmy.

gooloofoogoomoojoo 

Can be used as the ultimate expression of ones extreme feelings, such as stress, happiness, e.t.c.
dude: hey man! uhh sorry but your car just exploded. and i did ur girlfriend!1!!!1
dude:GOOLOOFOOGOOMOOJOO!!!

goobliefascious 

like totally fricken amazing mann! mcmeganing fo sho!
nicole asks: how was your day?
megan replies: goobliefascious!
goobliefascious by JMPopsicles January 11, 2008

googoofap 

1.A random word used when hyper and dancing, possibly drunk.

2.When someone is tired and drunk while on the phone to their friend talking about her problems only to say "fuck you" and hang up the phone
1. "OMG googoofap!" *while doing the running man*

2. Katya; "anyway i wanted to talk about--"
Max; "Fuck off" *hangs up*
googoofap by catNinjuh November 11, 2006

Goobalooba 

Playing just dance at three in the morning and panting goobalooba
Person 1: I’m so tired Goobalooba
Person 2: wtf
Goobalooba by NataliMarie June 2, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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