Gooblonging 

Slang that originated in Houston, Texas meaning you are goob

Damn she gooblonging fo sho

Gooblonging by Jayrels dad June 6, 2022

Gobloning 

The act of ejaculating in a jar then using a turkey baster to un-ejaculate it, via urethra or anus.

Yo, I heard dan was Gobloning, want to join us?

Hell no, that shit is gross.

Gobloning by Gooner445 May 31, 2024

gooblagingun

A safe version of gooning to use in everyday life without the unknowledged thinking its sexual. Safe.

*an anime girl image*
you: "oh my gooblagingun!!"
dude: "bro what"
you: "I would gooblagingun to ts gng"
dude: "you pmo"

gooblagingun by totallynororiginal November 7, 2025