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goobersmooch 

Kevin is such a goobersmooch!
goobersmooch by Angie E November 16, 2006

goobersmooch 

A kiss on the eye; A peck on the eye
Guy: "Im very sad"

Girl: "Looks like someone needs a goobersmooch!"

Goobersmooch 

When a man stops liking vagina
Quit looking at my dick u goobersmooch
Goobersmooch by Dick bump June 17, 2018

goobernoochie

the female "crown jewel".....aka vagina.....aka where babies are made...aka the last base of a homerun
"Dude, did you hit that goobernoochie last night?"
"Bro, I heard you destroyed that goobernoochie last night?"

goobersmoocher

makin yourself look like someone from the homosexual community.
allen is such a goobersmoocher
goobersmoocher by homelesshomey April 3, 2004

goober smooch 

1) refering to a person who kisses penis's

2) a slang meaning a homosexual male
"You Aint nothing but a "goober smooch"

"Hey You rainbow wearing "goober smooch"
goober smooch by AJ27 March 31, 2012
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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