Gonzoni

The dumbest person in a group

Person 1- How do I open the help menu?
Person 2- You're a filthy gonzoni.

by Jargle March 13, 2022

Sakis Gouzonis

Greek electronic music composer

Have you ever been to a Sakis Gouzonis concert?

by topdefinition April 19, 2015

Gonzolinho

A shot named after one of the best collegiate soccer players ever. Consisting of melon and vodka. Taken in the prescence of men as a way of insulting women or more commonly known as tricks.

Girl 1: Is that a birthday shot?

Guy 1: Fuck no trick, that’s a Gonzolinho.

by Larry Huff August 22, 2010

Gonzoing

The act or process of dropping one's testes into a passed-out or unconscious person's eye sockets and allowing the penis to rest down the victim's nose. The penis and balls should be in a formation mildly reminiscent to that of Muppets character Gonzo; qua gonzo-ing. Usually, conducted during the after-math of an epic party accompanied by photo-graphic evidence.

"Man, there's gonna be some serious gonzoing going down at tonights jam".

by Dirty Soodz Chimo the Second June 15, 2011

Gonzolie

A overweight Italian New Yorker Man who sweats profusely, often using hand gestures and ends sentences with forget about it or Auhhhhhh

Squints his eyes frequently and gives overdramatic inappropriate facial gesture more often than not
Thinks that being overweight and greasy is a sign that he's in organized crime

Has a cousin named Vinny who owns the sleaziest strip club in town

Oh my God look at that pink 1987 Buick Continental pull-up you know I heard he's a real Gonzolie.

by JDsCracksonRacks September 11, 2025