A shot named after one of the best collegiate soccer players ever. Consisting of melon and vodka. Taken in the prescence of men as a way of insulting women or more commonly known as tricks.
The act or process of dropping one's testes into a passed-out or unconscious person's eye sockets and allowing the penis to rest down the victim's nose. The penis and balls should be in a formation mildly reminiscent to that of Muppets character Gonzo; qua gonzo-ing. Usually, conducted during the after-math of an epic party accompanied by photo-graphic evidence.
"Man, there's gonna be some serious gonzoing going down at tonights jam".
A overweight Italian New Yorker Man who sweats profusely, often using hand gestures and ends sentences with forget about it or Auhhhhhh
Squints his eyes frequently and gives overdramatic inappropriate facial gesture more often than not
Thinks that being overweight and greasy is a sign that he's in organized crime
Has a cousin named Vinny who owns the sleaziest strip club in town
Oh my God look at that pink 1987 Buick Continental pull-up you know I heard he's a real Gonzolie.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.