Gonzoing

The act or process of dropping one's testes into a passed-out or unconscious person's eye sockets and allowing the penis to rest down the victim's nose. The penis and balls should be in a formation mildly reminiscent to that of Muppets character Gonzo; qua gonzo-ing. Usually, conducted during the after-math of an epic party accompanied by photo-graphic evidence.

"Man, there's gonna be some serious gonzoing going down at tonights jam".

Gonzoing by Dirty Soodz Chimo the Second June 15, 2011

Gonzing 

Denying to be productive at work but getting fully paid. Also one aspect of gonzing is actively refusing tasks from your supervisor although not being busy.

Marc is such a Gonzo. I see him gonzing all the time while his colleagues cover him up.

Gonzing by Gonzinowski February 25, 2019

Gonzo'ing 

The act of standing over a person's face, placing a testicle in each of the person's eye sockets and laying your dick down their nose, thus resulting in the image of gonzo.

there was a guy last night at that party gonzo'ing this girl who was passed out on the couch!

Gonzo'ing by TheDolamite October 17, 2008

gonzo'ing 

The act in which two naked males stand facing one another while rubbing their limp penis' together.

Oh my god, what are Jay and Mark doing???

I think they are gonzo'ing.

gonzo'ing by bizzle777 January 10, 2009

Gonzing 

Getting fully paid for doing nothing

Gonzo is such a Gonzo. He ne nearly screwed the release by gonzing.

Gonzing by Gongoko August 28, 2018