Gonzolie

A overweight Italian New Yorker Man who sweats profusely, often using hand gestures and ends sentences with forget about it or Auhhhhhh

Squints his eyes frequently and gives overdramatic inappropriate facial gesture more often than not
Thinks that being overweight and greasy is a sign that he's in organized crime

Has a cousin named Vinny who owns the sleaziest strip club in town

Oh my God look at that pink 1987 Buick Continental pull-up you know I heard he's a real Gonzolie.

by JDsCracksonRacks September 11, 2025