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Gonzolie 

A overweight Italian New Yorker Man who sweats profusely, often using hand gestures and ends sentences with forget about it or Auhhhhhh

Squints his eyes frequently and gives overdramatic inappropriate facial gesture more often than not
Thinks that being overweight and greasy is a sign that he's in organized crime

Has a cousin named Vinny who owns the sleaziest strip club in town
Oh my God look at that pink 1987 Buick Continental pull-up you know I heard he's a real Gonzolie.
Gonzolie by JDsCracksonRacks September 11, 2025
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Gonzolinho 

A shot named after one of the best collegiate soccer players ever. Consisting of melon and vodka. Taken in the prescence of men as a way of insulting women or more commonly known as tricks.
Girl 1: Is that a birthday shot?

Guy 1: Fuck no trick, that’s a Gonzolinho.
Gonzolinho by Larry Huff August 22, 2010
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dirty gozolies

a really gross chick who has ants in her pants.
ewww i heard she is a dirty gozolies
dirty gozolies by ranman 13 March 10, 2011