Gonzo Nose 

A semi-erect penis. Usually 1/2 to 3/5 the way to being fully erect.

Also can be simplified to "Gonzo".

Variations of term:

Gonzor: The one who is causing the Gonzo Nose. Usually female.

Gonzee: The one who is getting the Gonzo Nose. Male.

Upside-Down Gonzo Nose - An overly erect penis.

Gonzette: Female who habitually causes Gonzo Noses.

For clarification, see image of the character "Gonzo" from Jim Henson's "The Muppets".

Gonzor - "Hey, you ready to bang me?"

Gonzee - "Nope, all I got is a Gonzo Nose."

Gonzor - "Well, you need to hurry and turn that Gonzo in to an Upside-Down Gonzo Nose so you can jam it in my a-hole."

Gonzee - "Okay."

Gonzo Nose by Banghorse July 28, 2009

gonzo nose 

When positioning oneself with the ass on the forehead of one's sex partner, one slaps his penis down on the partner's nose, resembling the long, extruding nose of Gonzo from the Muppets. Typically performed while giving the Arabian Goggles.

While Eric was screwing that chick, he decided to pull out and give her the Arabian Goggles, and for emphasis he slapped on the Gonzo Nose!

gonzo nose by xer0negative December 28, 2007

Gonzo Nose 

Some one who has a large protruding nose that curves down

Jason shut up or I'll hit you in your Gonzo nose

Gonzo Nose by Alex Lopz November 27, 2006

gonzo nose 

A boner that curves a little at the end.

"You hoes can pogo on my gonzo nose."

gonzo nose by pedro romero June 21, 2005

Gonzo Nose 

When someone takes their penis and lays it on someone’s face, specifically where their nose is.

You still talking to that girl?

No bro, I told her about my fetish and she ghosted me.

What is your fetish?

I’m into giving Gonzo noses.

How do you give someone a gonzo nose?

Lay down.

Gonzo Nose by PatientZeropointZero December 7, 2022

Gonzo's Nose 

When a guy curves his dick downwards and sticks it in his asshole. It's very close to the shape of Gonzo's nose.

George's self esteem crashed when he realized he wasn't long enough to perform Gonzo's Nose.

Gonzo's Nose by gonzosnose December 16, 2014