Gollish Patel is not some-one you will see on the streets everyday. He pops up at special moments and is strongly associated with the word don. He is so awesome and epic and don. Rumour has it that he was taught DT by Mr Manthorp. He has an IQ of over 500 and is too damn clever
The Gomlich effect is used to describe the consequences of a girl screaming in cheer, particularly for a boyband.
The term was coined in 2000 by fictional character "Chef" in Comedy Central's South Park when consulting Eric Cartman on how to make his boyband Fingerbang popular.
According to Chef, "The Gomlich effect is the law of physics which states that if one girl screams for something, it will make other girls scream, and it will grow exponentially until all girls within a five-mile radius are screaming."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.