Golobov

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Is a guy's last name who's terrible at programming, he's often from Thailand and loves pasta. You may see him sneak in to others discos. He is very very hot and very attractive to girls. Simon is a gentleman to others to. He can speak french, eat french fries and bicyckle at the same time. His favourite holiday is swedens national day! Viva la Sweden! If you ever meet someone namned Golobov you will probably fall in love.

Look there's Golobov! He looks lika a golfboll?!! (golfball)

Golobov by GOLOFUCKINGBOV October 23, 2017

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Globovert

You've seen introverts and extroverts. Globoverts are creepy , socially weird people who often make others believe as if they really belong to an extra terrestrial civilization.

"um .... Is that Suzie licking the pole ?"

" Yeah ... Ignore her ... She's...a globovert"

Globovert by Darthyboi October 31, 2017

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Golobov • Globovert • golobomoty • goloboski • golubovci • golubovich

golubovci

(n.)The most beautiful part of Zeta valley .Worlds best tomatos are from there or "pamidore" as natives call them .Lovely people with unique charm and accent give this place special magic

Golubovci TILL TOKIOOO !!
Golubovci JAKUZE!

golubovci by bakipg February 7, 2015

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golubovich

Golubovich - Usually related to crazy russian females that will do anything for some sexy time. They will kill you if offended.
some of them are hot.

ah dude you see that chick? i hear she's a golubovich!

SCOREEE

golubovich by fittono November 24, 2009

goloboski

cool name

___ goloboski is amazing and my bestie

goloboski by supersycho October 13, 2023

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golobomoty

"Golobomoty" can be used to describe something so bland or uninspired that it feels like someone performed a lobotomy on creativity.

Trying to watch that movie was a real golobomoty—it’s like they took all the fun out and left a boring shell.

golobomoty by PokkaMilkTea August 11, 2024

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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