Golfclap

Golfclap, is the clapping you hear in golfing tournaments. Generally people clap because of courtesy, and tradition, so it lacks any real feeling of excitement.

"You clap half-heartedly, clearly unimpressed."
"Ted talked about his achievements with ladies last night.. Golfclap."

by Redsnapp February 14, 2009

golf clap

1. An exaggeratedly quiet clapping intended as a show of sarcastic support or disdain.

c.f. the quiet clapping sound heard on televised golf tournament coverage. Due to the distance between the microphone and the crowd, the golf clap sounds like a nearby crowd of people clapping at minimal volume.

1. He dropped his fully-loaded cafeteria tray, breaking all the dishes. Naturally, we gave him a golf clap.

2. We cheered Sue as she crossed the marathon's finish line 8 days later with a hearty golf clap.

by Joan Touzet February 13, 2004

golf clap

Originally, "golf clap" was used to mean a sarcastic applause, for example the kind of applause that is given when someone drops their food tray in a cafeteria. However, it is increasingly being used to mean a sincere show of appreciation, especially on FARK.COM.

"That is a great link! Golf clap to the person who submitted it."

by webgrunt May 28, 2005

golf clap

A quiet clap appropriate for a golf course. On fark.com, implies a certain level of sarcasm in the applause.

He wanted us to be impressed. I showed him just how impressed I was with the golf clap.

by Lady Csyde January 7, 2004

Golf Clap Them Cheeks

This is what you do whenever you have to have sex really quietly.

I had to golf clap them cheeks with my girlfriend last night, or her roommate might have woken up.

by Undo Hajiban September 27, 2020

Golfclop

The act of applauding a shot made by a golfer in the British Open. The applause is almost always muffled because the patrons are quite often freezing their asses off in bloody blustery conditions, and they refuse to remove their gloves/mitten/hand warmers out of fear of frostbite or gangrene.

Me lad Rory McElroy heard Golfclop all around the Road Hole when he covered the flag with his second.

by JohnnieWBlue July 15, 2011

Golfslap

When you're going to slap someone and wind up like a golf swing, and yell "Fore!" right before.

"Man, look at that follow through!"
"Yeah, she golfslapped the shit out of him!"

by DA_smurf June 17, 2015