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Golden tongue 

Being able to verbally spin any situation into your favor regardless of the insurmountable odds. To prepare himself, usually the person will take his thumb and swipe his tongue, stating here goes the golden tongue.
My buddy is going to get that hot chicks number, he has the golden tongue.

My buddy is going to convince his boss that he should get a promotion, he has the golden tongue.
Golden tongue by B1GMammy January 20, 2020

Golden Tongue 

Person who's willing to literally lick his manager's ass to get some benefits, or to put someone in trouble by telling the boss, that someone is doing something wrong, just for revenge.

I've heard it beeing used in Essex, England. Haven't got a clue if someone uses it anywhere else.
I'm earning 5 quid less than you. Guess who've won the golden tongue contest this week...
Golden Tongue by knave86 March 24, 2010

tongue punch the golden ring 

A game for those who are brave enough to lick the Sterling Heights Art Installation. A.k.a. The Golden Butthole
Example:
I bet John $40 dollars that he wouldn't "tongue punch the golden ring" last night and that crazy son of a bitch actually did it!

Golden-tongued

being a total bad-ass with your words, like silver-tongued, but 20x better
i wanna go out with Tyler, he is bad-ass and golden-tongued, i don't like John, he's only silver-tongued.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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