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golden tongue 

The rank of tonguesmanship/tongueswomansip above the silver tongue. To obtain golden tongue status, one must be proficient not only in their use of words to meet the criteria of silver tongue, but also excell in oral sex.
"I'm planning on going down on my girl every day for the next week."
"Why?"
"I'm going for that golden tongue."
golden tongue by TheRecentOak June 16, 2016
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Golden tongue 

Being able to verbally spin any situation into your favor regardless of the insurmountable odds. To prepare himself, usually the person will take his thumb and swipe his tongue, stating here goes the golden tongue.
My buddy is going to get that hot chicks number, he has the golden tongue.

My buddy is going to convince his boss that he should get a promotion, he has the golden tongue.
Golden tongue by B1GMammy January 20, 2020

Golden Tongue 

Person who's willing to literally lick his manager's ass to get some benefits, or to put someone in trouble by telling the boss, that someone is doing something wrong, just for revenge.

I've heard it beeing used in Essex, England. Haven't got a clue if someone uses it anywhere else.
I'm earning 5 quid less than you. Guess who've won the golden tongue contest this week...
Golden Tongue by knave86 March 24, 2010

tongue punch the golden ring 

A game for those who are brave enough to lick the Sterling Heights Art Installation. A.k.a. The Golden Butthole
Example:
I bet John $40 dollars that he wouldn't "tongue punch the golden ring" last night and that crazy son of a bitch actually did it!

Golden-tongued

being a total bad-ass with your words, like silver-tongued, but 20x better
i wanna go out with Tyler, he is bad-ass and golden-tongued, i don't like John, he's only silver-tongued.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026