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Golden Trump

A dense, rich piece of poo.
Take a Golden Trump in the garden and grow more carrots.
by deagler11 December 17, 2011
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Trump Tower Golden Shower

A special service, offered only in the Penthouse of Trump Tower, wherein the high rolling V.I.P. can be pissed on, all night long, by gorgeous Russian prostitutes who have special visas allowing them to be here just for this.
The fee for a Trump Tower Golden Shower is a mere 100 K, about the same as a single tryst with any of the famous centerfolds.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019
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Golden Trumpet

When a guy goes down on a girl and she queefs and pisses in his face.

It comes from the original term a "Trumpet", where the girl only queefs in the guys face.
Friend 1: "I heard that Jeff and Clara broke up last weekend."
Friend 2: Yeah, he broke up with her when she gave him a golden trumpet."
by jimmybuckets May 3, 2009
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