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Golden Grail 

when one partner consumes enough of a gold favored alcoholic drink over a short period of time that their urine resembles the beverage's color when filling a corner store styrofoam cup to the brim (32 Oz. or 44 Oz. preferably) then presents it to their partner for a "thirst quencher" unbeknownst to them.

This has to be someone you are very comfortable with. I laughed, they laughed, it was funny to us. lol
A: "here try this."
B: "what is it?"
A: "a Golden Grail."
B:"smells."
A:"yea."
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golden grain 

The most powerful alcoholic drink out there forget what you heard about 151 or everclear this joint will probably cause death. This joint is so powerful you can use it as gasoline. Anybody from GA probably knows what it is.
Man that nigga Nasir had some Golden Grain...yeah man that nigga funeral is next Tuesday.
golden grain by GQDreAmeR January 12, 2005

golden grain 

An extremely potent alcholic beverage that is 190 proof (95% alcohol), the highest proof alcohol that can exist without evaporating! A warning label says it is not to be consumed without mixing it with something. Contrary to popular belief, Golden Grain is the SAME as Everclear. They are both produced by the same company. Golden grain is generally a bit higher priced as it might be filtered more. It is illegal in some states.
John made a terrible face as he downed a full shot of Golden Grain.
golden grain by Chris Cowart November 26, 2006

golden grain 

Alcoholic drink that joe namath drinks like water.

Side effects: Death

Reporter: So Joe, what do you think about the game?

Joe: Ahhh mah a football. (some other incoherent dumbass rambling)

Reporter: Wow, thanks Joe. Great insight

John Madden: Here's a guy who when he drinks golden grain he pukes up pieces of his own liver!

Pat Sommeral: Thanks, John.
golden grain by joes the man February 16, 2009

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026